This is why you make the films

When you've got it, flaunt it. (Now Ulla dance!) I mean, what's the point of making the Lord of the Rings and then getting $20 million up front to tackle King Kong if you just sit on the money? Why not do this:

That's right, that's a fully automated touchpad controlled robotic jug band. Peter says it's a present for Fran. Enjoy it, fat man, enjoy it to the hilt.