Set your phasers on stun

George Takei came out of the closet today. That's right, Sulu is Gay. Not as gay as that black/white Frank Gorshin planet, not as gay as Wesley Crusher, but as gay as he wants to be all the same. No, but seriously folks, good on him. Way to hang out the big matzoh ball, Georgie boy. That sound you hear is hundreds of hyper-insecure 54 year olds tearing his poster off the walls of their parents basement.

"If Sulu's gay, and I love Sulu, does that mean I'm gay?!?"

Hands up if you want Paramount to produce a sitcom called "I Love Sulu."