if you need the beeg truck, or the strong men

Have you gotten the voicemail from Boris? or Janosh? or Tugboat Bill? 'cause they call like a couple times a year, leave a message on the voice mail about helping you move. People outside toronto have no idea what this is about, but you need to know that this happens, to everyone, all the time. And it is downright awesome, bordering on performance art. If you do nothing else, you need to check the cellar dweller for some of the most incredible misadventures in tracking these guys down. Real movers? Culture scramblers? Does it even matter?