gentlemen, start your pens
Some preliminary notes on a comedy film sketch:
1) A man wakes up to find his pants are made of cheese. Also, all female humans have become mice, but since women are finally interested in getting his pants off, the man does not mind either change.
2) Voogle: The voodoo Google engine. Every time someone is googled, they feel "weird". If I google someone's name along with a feeling, they experience that feeling.
3) Christ returns, and joins the justice league.
4) Everyone's brain must be upgraded to consciousness service pack 2.
5) We parody those daily show field reports, by having one of the subjects finally punch the reporter in the nose for being such an asshole.
There. You can't say I'm not contributing. Also, the following remake ideas have recently occurred to me. These are not jokes, I'm interested in these as legit ideas.
1) Ball of Fire. The gangster's moll hiding from the mob with the 7 professors, itself inspired by snow white, seems a natural vehicle for anyone from Renee Zellweger to Queen Latifa. Just reserve James Gandolfini, Danny de Vito, James Cromwell, Christopher Walken, Carl Reiner, Harvey Keitel and Harrison Ford for the profs. Where are the Coen brothers when you really need them?
2) Strangers on a Train. They can't exactly meet on a train anymore, now can they? I think they ought to meet while playing Halo 2 online. What gamer doesn't want someone to kill his mother?
3) Pickup on South Street. What if the pickpocket grabbed someone's iPod instead of some errant microfilm? What if the state secrets were being passed to Al-Qaida instead of the reds? What if indeed.
1) A man wakes up to find his pants are made of cheese. Also, all female humans have become mice, but since women are finally interested in getting his pants off, the man does not mind either change.
2) Voogle: The voodoo Google engine. Every time someone is googled, they feel "weird". If I google someone's name along with a feeling, they experience that feeling.
3) Christ returns, and joins the justice league.
4) Everyone's brain must be upgraded to consciousness service pack 2.
5) We parody those daily show field reports, by having one of the subjects finally punch the reporter in the nose for being such an asshole.
There. You can't say I'm not contributing. Also, the following remake ideas have recently occurred to me. These are not jokes, I'm interested in these as legit ideas.
1) Ball of Fire. The gangster's moll hiding from the mob with the 7 professors, itself inspired by snow white, seems a natural vehicle for anyone from Renee Zellweger to Queen Latifa. Just reserve James Gandolfini, Danny de Vito, James Cromwell, Christopher Walken, Carl Reiner, Harvey Keitel and Harrison Ford for the profs. Where are the Coen brothers when you really need them?
2) Strangers on a Train. They can't exactly meet on a train anymore, now can they? I think they ought to meet while playing Halo 2 online. What gamer doesn't want someone to kill his mother?
3) Pickup on South Street. What if the pickpocket grabbed someone's iPod instead of some errant microfilm? What if the state secrets were being passed to Al-Qaida instead of the reds? What if indeed.
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